Rustler: Grand Theft Horse (Intl Version) – adventure – playstation_5_ps5

Grand Theft Horse: Medieval Mayhem Unleashed

Step into a chaotic medieval world where classic GTA-style gameplay gets a historical twist in Grand Theft Horse. Whether wielding swords, spears, or even unconventional weapons like turds, every tool at your disposal is fair game in your quest for dominance.

As a lowly peasant, the odds are stacked against you, but creativity is your greatest weapon. To win the Great Tournament and claim the princess’s hand, you’ll need to forge bizarre alliances, betray your enemies, and even dig up dinosaur skeletons—because, well, why not? The medieval sandbox offers endless possibilities, letting you decide whether to complete quests, cause absolute havoc, or simply enjoy the absurdity of it all.

There’s no shortage of ridiculous antics. Catapult cows into the sky, drag your unsuspecting neighbors through the mud, unleash holy hand grenades, or even carve artistic masterpieces into the fields using a plow. And if that’s not enough, hire a personal minstrel to provide an epic soundtrack to your medieval mischief.

This open-world adventure is packed with insane quests, ruthless battles, horse theft, and all-out anarchy. Rise from a small-time troublemaker to a feared champion, or embrace the chaos and do whatever you please. Whether you’re robbing peasants, fighting guards, or scheming your way to victory, Grand Theft Horse delivers a hilariously unpredictable medieval crime spree with endless opportunities for madness.